Idea for a TV Show
Commander Cheval is a crime-solving horse,
He's better than Marlowe or Marple or Morse;
He's wise as an owl, as strong as Achilles,
And when he's off work has an eye for the fillies.
He helps out the coppers when ever he's able
And lives in a top-secret underground stable,
He'll solve any crime in a thoroughbred way
And all for the price of a bundle of hay.
When money goes missing he's first on the scene,
He finds hidden clues and he knows what they mean,
Confronting the robbers he's calm and he's rational,
And when it's all over he wins the Grand National.