On-line she claimed to
have a figure like a mouse.
Come the crunch he thought
Hippopotamus was a better
description. He tried to wriggle
out of it, darting through an
alleyway nearby - but somehow
she had anticipated this and had
somehow managed to collar him
at the other end. Ever the guy
with a soft heart, he married her
but didn't live happily ever after.
He would have bitten off his arm
to have escaped her needy grasp.
I think he ended up as a marriage
counsellor for troubled partnerships