BLIND DATE

 

On-line she claimed to

have a figure like a mouse.

Come the crunch he thought

Hippopotamus was a better

 

description. He tried to wriggle

out of it, darting through an

alleyway nearby - but somehow

she had anticipated this and had

 

somehow managed to collar him

at the other end. Ever the guy

with a soft heart, he married her

but didn't live happily ever after.

 

He would have bitten off his arm

to have escaped her needy grasp.

I think he ended up as a marriage

counsellor for troubled partnerships

 

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