Incident at Gordano
Reported in the Bristol Post - Police were called out to an insurrection
at Gordano Services on the M5, near to the elevated section.
Fights broke out between rival coachloads of Chavs heading west,
those going to Butlins Minehead versus the rest.
The Butlins lot were too strong, causing the others to flee
down the M5 to junction 22, signposted Burnham on Sea.
They spent a couple of hours in Wetherspoons drinking tasteless lager,
as tasteless as this tale - a fitting end to a very sorry saga.