Murder Made Easy

"Oh come and see the flowers in the garden," Molly said.

He went to look and when he did she smashed him in the head;

He fell into the waiting grave as dead as dead can be

And she quickly filled it up again and went and had her tea.

◄ Zombie Love

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jennifer Malden

Tue 20th Jul 2021 16:57

Short and to the point; of a hammer?

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Trevor Alexander

Mon 29th Mar 2021 18:22

Well, they say it's better than compost....

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 29th Mar 2021 16:25

Darkly funny. 😚
Tom Lehrer lives!!!

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keith jeffries

Mon 29th Mar 2021 00:02

I never knew that you were a friend of my mother.
Just loved this

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