"Oh Billy, my dear, are you back from the dead,
Could not even death keep you out of my bed?"
Thus Martha exclaimed when she woke to discover
Herself in the arms of her half-rotted lover.
"Yes, back from the dead," he replied with a grin,
Then clasping her tightly they started to sin.
And when they were finished he said, "By the way,
My name isn't Billy, but have a nice day."