What's All The Fuss About?

They can be tangy or turgid or tart

And rarely come straight from the heart

   But no woman or man

   Since the planet began

Has ever been hurt by a fart.

◄ What the...?

Q is for Quail ►

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Mike McPeek

Sat 30th Jan 2021 17:21

Farts as art - who knew??? 😄

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 23rd Jan 2021 17:25

Wasn't there a French act who could fart to music - Le Petomane or something similar?
My own memory recalls the following:
Where'er you be
Let your wind go free
Sounds like medical advice 😃.

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Fri 22nd Jan 2021 17:47

Quick bit of investigation .>>>
Except the woman whose fart was ignited by a laser during surgery...

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Stephen Atkinson

Fri 22nd Jan 2021 17:29

You've, obviously, never lit one 😳

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