What's All The Fuss About?
They can be tangy or turgid or tart
And rarely come straight from the heart
But no woman or man
Since the planet began
Has ever been hurt by a fart.
Comments
Wasn't there a French act who could fart to music - Le Petomane or something similar?
My own memory recalls the following:
Where'er you be
Let your wind go free
Sounds like medical advice 😃.
Quick bit of investigation .>>>
Except the woman whose fart was ignited by a laser during surgery...
You've, obviously, never lit one 😳
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Mike McPeek
Sat 30th Jan 2021 17:21
Farts as art - who knew??? 😄