We Don't Move Very Much

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My wife doesn't move very much

when she's watching the TV at night

I supply the occasional coffee

to provide much needed respite

 

Set in a self-induced coma

she's not really lazy as such,

just fixated on life in The Castle

where they also don't move very much

 

I can't extricate the remote

held tight in her vice-like clutch

so I'm forced to watch what she watches,

now I too don't move very much

◄ A MAN OF LETTERS

Jambalaya ►

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J.D. Bardo

Wed 2nd Dec 2020 14:36

Castle, Jungle, I read it both ways, great poem either way. and take control of the remote which you found behind the couch on Halloween while hiding

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Brian Maryon

Wed 2nd Dec 2020 14:25

For those like Ray who don't watch drivel on the telly, my original poem from two years ago had the word 'jungle' instead of 'castle'. If you still don't get it you should get out more...or perhaps stay in.

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raypool

Wed 2nd Dec 2020 11:11

Brian, I don't even know what the Castle is, so i'm afraid for that reason i'm out. Slip something in the coffee I suggest.

Ray

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julie callaghan

Wed 2nd Dec 2020 07:12

I am jealous of all those celebrities
They get a stay in the castle for free
No social distancing rules apply
Watching them hug is strange to see

They have no COVID worries or concerns
No need for rules like hands face space
Receive a plentiful supply of rice and beans
No shopping in masks covering their face

Last night they had a party in the pub
A night out together and having a blast
I miss hugs and nights out with my friends
I’m not a celebrity but get me in there fast

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julie callaghan

Wed 2nd Dec 2020 06:56

Not in our household, my husband is in charge of the remote! I’m quite jealous of those celebrities. No social distancing and a party in the pub.

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Paul Sayer

Wed 2nd Dec 2020 06:33

It's the same the world over mate.

At least we know our place, Brian.

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Paul Sayer

Wed 2nd Dec 2020 06:31

Your comment made me laugh more than your poem🤣

Nothing has changed 😉

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Brian Maryon

Tue 1st Dec 2020 22:29

A re-post, brought up to date

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