HUGHIE

 

Please, let's have no disorder here

no smut about the dodgy beer effect,

the double nuke of pewk and squits

lets pit our wits to keep this site a

decent one, not something detonating

 

like an atomic bomb - think of the poor

old road sweepers as they come to work

and yell out loud, 'what berk did that?

in full view of our noble public too, let's

find those responsible and bin 'em up