sad but true
Look at me I’ve got a camera phone
Wherever I travel on my own
I take videos of everything I see
Look at me, I say look at me.
I’m going to post this video of you
Up on Youtube, that’s what I’ll do
I’ll make you look a silly twat
Cos. I am great, and that is that.
I’ve got loads of hits as I ride my bike
Videoing stuff that millions like
I poke my camera in your face
Where’s your mask you’re an f’n disgrace
Exempt, f’ off you dozy cu#t
I hunt down idiots… grunt, grunt, grunt
Look at me, I’m so important
A million hits, what the f’s abhorrent?
Just because you use big words
Your still just a posh silly turd
Waste of space, that’s what you are
Unlike me Cos. I’m a star
A million hits that’s what I got
I am famous you are not.
Oh! You fourght for my freedom
Who gives a shit
Watch me tonight, I get another thousand hits.