Zee Count’s masquerade ball

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The Count’s masquerade ball

Velcome to zee Count’s masquerade ball

Vere ghouls doth valk, unt ghosts doth hide

Ven zee clock chimes midnight

Zee dead shell valk  unt cause such fright

 

Unt screams of terror vill be heard

You vil be scared take my verd

Big unt brave you now maybe

Til you zee dreaded vampires see

 

Unt as zhey swoop to drink your blood

Zee thunder unt zee rain cause mud

zat cause you slipping lose your feet

zen yu all… your dooooom vill meet

 

unt sinking deeper in zee mud

unt drowning gurgling in your own blood

no trace vill ever of you be found

as swallowed, you’ll be underground

 

unt till nex year at Halloween

fen you again vill be seen

zo beware zee vitching hour

Count Dracula vill overpower

 

Unt last yers guests again return

To join in zee party… Crosses burn

Unt garlic I heard somevone zey

Might keep zee vampire held at bay

 

Unt silver bullets fired from gun

Vill stop zem ven zee night is done

… if you can’t your image zee

In yonder mirror, you vill be

 

Vhat ve call the living dead

Zhere is no more to be zed

 

Errrr.

Except zat iz …

Cum zee dawn

You might jus vish

you’ rd not been born.

 

Po.

 

Po's Halloween sub No3

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Paul Sayer

Fri 30th Oct 2020 22:40

Good Halloween eve evening Nic.

Blessed be.

Enjoy tomorrow... I know I will 😉😈

Po.

Nicola Beckett

Fri 30th Oct 2020 22:24

Ha ha, ze witches are out and I'm one of them, I often park my broomstick at the door and that's on a normal day not just Halloween.. Talking of vampires I wish someone would call and bite my neck I'M a bit bored I always thought Dracula was a bit sexy but also a bit of a weirdo, all that blood and biting of necks and cavorting with virgins, I'm off to Whitby in the morning , vampire land, I better take my garlic cloves and beware of anyone who gets too close I always wear my cross and chain so I should be safe xx

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Stephen Atkinson

Fri 30th Oct 2020 18:40

Ahh, Count Po-cula has arrived!
Watch out for that Count Amatul, he's after your dark crown. 👺

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Paul Sayer

Fri 30th Oct 2020 18:21

Hi, Dean and Stephen thanks for hitting like guys.

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Paul Sayer

Fri 30th Oct 2020 18:18

There is no more to be dread X

There is no more to be said!

Apart from that Amatul bang on.

But it sounds far far far better the way I said and typed it I think.

Bavarian to the Queens English is such a hard dialect to attempt
Especially if you come from 'Sleepy Hollow' a little known province of Albion.

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Brian Maryon

Fri 30th Oct 2020 17:48

What would we do without Amatul???!!!

Amatul Wadud

Fri 30th Oct 2020 10:10

Welcome to the Count’s masquerade ball
Where ghosts does walk, and ghosts do hide
When zee clock chimes midnight
The dead shall walk and cause such fright

And screams of terror will be heard
You will be scared take my word
Big and brave you now maybe
Till you the dreaded vampires see

And as they swoop to drink your blood
The thunder and the rain cause mud
That cause you slipping lose your feet
Then you all… your doom will meet

And sinking deeper in the mud
And drowning gurgling in your own blood
no trace will ever of you be found
as swallowed, you’ll be underground

And till next year at Halloween
When you again will be seen
So beware the witching hour
Count Dracula Will overpower

and last years guests again return
To join in the party… Crosses burn
and garlic I heard some one say
Might keep the vampire held at bay

and silver bullets fired from gun
will stop them when the night is done
… if you can’t your image see
In far away mirror, you will be

What we call the living dead
There is no more to be dread

Errrr.
Except that is…
Come the dawn
You might just wish
You had not been born.


Kindly correct if misinterpreted

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Vautaw

Fri 30th Oct 2020 04:16

OMG this is bloody fantastic Po! You would do great reading audiobooks with that voice! It reminded me of Gary Oldman as Dracula, one of my all-time favorite movies. Thanks for sharing this Halloween treat!

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J.D. Bardo

Thu 29th Oct 2020 23:43

such serenity listening to that brought me, I love that it creates imagery in my minds eye. thank-you, (no rhyme)

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Paul Sayer

Thu 29th Oct 2020 23:36

Brian... How are you keeping

The curfew is in force why are you not sleeping?

I will do as you request

Your wish is my demand.

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Paul Sayer

Thu 29th Oct 2020 23:34

I hav vays oft making zee nor-folk sounding weirder if i wishith.

I vill show zee my registration number for the peoples car Rose

W666 DUB

Tis on a very shiny Black Beetle, much cherished it is.

J.D and Rose you may have been too fast of the blocks

I have uploaded the sound bite for your deepest pleasure

Po

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Brian Maryon

Thu 29th Oct 2020 23:34

A different approach Paulo...take a bow and give my regards to Unter Den Linden.

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J.D. Bardo

Thu 29th Oct 2020 23:03

I Vhipped this through my translator, and Vhen the image I see, I find another poem of po`s that really pleases me.

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