THE FUN POLICE

THE FUN POLICE

The Fun Police came through the bedroom wall,
said 'no gaseous music down the hall!'
My purple patch was decidedly blue,
I said 'we're not allowed to mix w/ you'.

Soon water went for a naked prance,
it was then that Legolas started to dance.
They'll cuff you up in the radio station,
put the microchip of peach into the open.

Noughts and crosses quelled by The Fun Police,
they said 'take off your snakeskin jacket please' -
I said 'I'm going to win the Snowbell Prize',
joking and smoking in their growing eyes.

Effort is inversely proportional to success
so the Fun Police cried and just said “YES!”
and we beat them on the head w/ a beastful flower
and introduced them to the transience of power.

For all that we've lost in order that we gain 
we don't need power to concentrate pain, 
we can trust others to lose our marbles for us,
our memories included, and for it they'll adore us.  

They'll work for us, the Fun Police, on the run, 
and share w/ us their holidays in the sun. 
We'll get them to obey our every hyperlink, 
and know a man who can, and offer them a drink.

◄ THE MAD DOG SONG

SYMMETRY LIPS ►

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