The Hard Knock Cafe

The Hard Knock Cafe

 

Welcome to the 'Hard Knock Cafe'

See our Specials Board Today.

 

BOG OFF!

Buy One Get One For Free

 

Specials Day is EVERY DAY!

 

Humble Pie with Free Caffe Latte.

PTSD, Free Tea with 'every' Dis-order.

Tourette's Symptom Soup. with Free Fuc#ing Coffee.

 

PLEASE CHECK OUR RULES AND

SOCIAL DISTANCING POLICY

 

  1. Wear a mask or STAY AWAY!
  2. Wear a mask or STAY AWAY!
  3. Please See Above!

Find a table and take your seat

BUT: Stay apart at least SIX FEET

 

Every 'Bubble' has been pressured-washed down

and astringent hand sanitizer will be found

As a centrepiece at every table

 

ALL ARE WELCOME... EXCEPT for DISABLED

No room for wheelchair-bound in this fine

P.C. establishment can ever be found.

 

Children Welcome

Apart from those 

with ADHD

and those who can't choose

 

Please ensure mobiles turned OFF!

You can curse all you like

and TOTALLY ignore all our rules and scoff.

 

Card Payment is preferred

So for those who are skint, payment can be deferred.

 

PLEASE NOTE:

For ALL Key Workers, rules do NOT apply.

Without YOU...  ALL our customers Die!

 

So as an extraordinary treat

EVERYTHING you drink and eat

and EVERY single seat you see

has been RESERVED for folks like thee.

 

AND...

 

As for our pots and our pans

We'll bang on them FOREVER!

 

May God Bless you all, every Woman and Man.

 

Please note our closing times and especially the preceding line.

 

Paul.

Welcome to our future

◄ The Title: Designation Intitled.

The Hermit ►

Comments

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Paul Sayer

Sat 15th Aug 2020 13:04

That is just like you Brian!

The guy that just keeps on giving lol.

Have the police found your Cortina yet?

Thanks for your like.

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Brian Maryon

Sat 15th Aug 2020 11:40

I bought my first flat in 1978 from a bloke who was the accountant at the original Hard Rock Cafe in London. The bugger never told me about the leaky roof. Mind you, nor did I
tell the poor sod I sold it to.

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Paul Sayer

Sat 15th Aug 2020 11:17

Hi Neressa,

Thank you for dropping in and hitting the like.
Paul.

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Paul Sayer

Fri 14th Aug 2020 14:15

Hi Martin, thank you kindly for your comment.

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Martin Elder

Fri 14th Aug 2020 12:56

Wonderfully put sir.
Like it

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Paul Sayer

Fri 14th Aug 2020 10:35

More knocks at 'The Hard Knock Cafe'

Fighting supid every single day.

Paul.

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