POETRY IN PARLIAMENT

 

1. No place for sore nadgers
2. Cat on a hot tin spoof
3. Here kitty kitty
4. Down the hatch
5. Decorum is boring

6. Cor look at that ….
7. Who did what?
8. No hiding space
9. Jumping in Lakes
10. Forsaking all others

(Envelope opening)
Dramatic long pause:

And the winner is:

John Bercow for:
Order, Order !!!

Gasps all round

This must be a mistake

Gimme that gavel

I'm shoving it upwards

 

 

◄ AIMING LOW

ENCAGED ►

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Philipos

Mon 3rd Aug 2020 22:04

OK - might have darted across my mind at the time - only to scoot off into obscurity.

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Paul Sayer

Mon 3rd Aug 2020 20:18

More than likely whilst doing the Lambeth walk 😉

A real huge rat walked in front of the black shiny door on the BBC 6 o clock snooze. No cat on duty that night, lucky for the smiling rodent with the twitching whiskers.

Paul.

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Paul Sayer

Mon 3rd Aug 2020 20:15

Could be crime watch.

How many mug shots have you seen?

I love the older identikit software ( a biro and piece of A4) what a quantum leap to today's FRT.

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Philipos

Mon 3rd Aug 2020 13:40

Not sure about the Rat, Paul (Po).

A euphemism I take it for something, or somebody - will have to update my news page.

I know London was plagued by the blighters at one time.

Probably still is.

There is a kind of familiarity about your picture that I am trying to place.

P.

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Paul Sayer

Mon 3rd Aug 2020 08:25

What about the rat (No not that one) the one also outside No 10

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Philipos

Mon 3rd Aug 2020 08:23

Thank you Stephen, Amatul, Blue Sky Girl and Paul, for the likes and sharing the fun. P. 👍

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Philipos

Sun 2nd Aug 2020 08:02

No speaker of the house was injured in the making of this poem.

Much to the disappointment of a Parliamentary cat preening outside No 10.

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Paul Sayer

Sun 2nd Aug 2020 00:54

Lets see what Hansard has to say about this...

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