And in the right hand corner Leon ' raging bull ' Stolgard!

Time to get into my metaphorical armour

reach for my imaginary lance

raise the portcullis and ride out

to engage in and dispel any Po'ish like chance

of overwhelming my superior word force

till literary death is inflicted on mine enemy so harshly severe

and reap not just the victory of poetic battle

but the fair hand of Queen Moongirl of my love she needn't fear

we shall then return to my hearts welcoming fortress

she, dressed in gold silken robes

riding behind me, her arms around my warrior waist

defeated Po will soon be forgotten and we will be making homeward the greatest of haste

in the beautiful castle room prepared perfectly for her arrival

therein a bright blazing fire and many a jewel filled chest

laid open for her perusal

crammed with treasure of nothing less than the best!

before the hearth a deep pile rug where she can lay

her breath panting while waiting for me

but she'll have a long wait I can tell you

taking off armour takes forever you see!

when finally disrobed from my metallic bodily protective cladding

walking into the candle lit romantically atmospheric boudoir

only to find she's changed her mind

and pissed off home to her Ma!


◄ Back into the realms of madness!

Bombshell of suddenly imposed singularity ►


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Sat 4th Jul 2020 20:08

Having just returned from the psychiatric unit 😆 am feeling chuffed you guys got a laugh out of this piece of mayhem

Seems you have a BIG fan there Po and rightly so!

no rhyme intended 😉



Sat 4th Jul 2020 08:33

I agree with Abdul, he knows where the heart is.

Po can never be vanquished....he's a winner always. I'm his biggest fan, admirer and supporter. And yes, there are many like me who support him and many who die for him.

His poems are rich in vocabulary, grammar, theme, moral, storyline, imagination and everything that draws a person towards it. In fact I learnt much of poetry writing reading him and knowing him.

He is the brightest Sun whose glory extends from one universe to another. Kind, humble, gentle, witty, intelligent and has many traits that makes him shine like the brightest sun.

Po didn't want to dishonor me, so he just politely laughed it out on this poetry. He could have, but he just won't.

This is Po.💪

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Paul Sayer

Sat 4th Jul 2020 07:52


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Paul Sayer

Sat 4th Jul 2020 07:51

I can't type a reply I'm am laughing so much the tears are rolling down my cheeks and have dripped, rusting my chain mesh gauntlets.

Worse yet I fear I've had a slight leakage and my feet have gone rusty.

Where is that WD40?

Dam you, you Galant joust winner
I'm going home about you to tell Dad.

When he hears what you've done one thing is certain.
He'll set dragons and hefalumps to smit you.

I'd become a hermit or ask Merlin to make me vanish.
That is what I'd do if you.

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Fri 3rd Jul 2020 23:14

Haha Abdul, but be careful, don't run the risk of catching mad poets disease!

Many thank's.


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Abdul Ahmad

Fri 3rd Jul 2020 22:53

Leon me thinks she p..... o. to nurse the vanquished Po!

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Fri 3rd Jul 2020 21:14

Oh!, the trouble you fair maidens cause!

love, peace, beads and bells to you girl. Have a good weekend!



Fri 3rd Jul 2020 21:11


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