OK – so it’s a posh word for

a breed of hen. It’s no easy

task squeezing in and out of

Nooky-ville. The farmer never

puts them on the pill – likes to

hear them getting laid, Cock

- a-doodle-do he hears those

roosters cluck. But it’s on a

Sunday see so doesn’t use foul


words. He says ‘Keep your

feathers on or you’ll be gone

or end up in the stew’. He lives

just inland from the Sussex

coast – boasting about his hens

to other country folk until a pox

from chickens made him broke.

Now he sells stock flavoured

cubes, whilst relishing his booze




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Don Matthews

Sun 10th May 2020 01:00

P you done a good one
About your nooky chook
It cock-a-doodle-doodled me
Down to the bottom look


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