Cue the manic laughter!
Cue the manic laughter
Following on from my previous blog* there is more I'd like to say
when it comes to Global culls there must be a better way.
Many theorize that ‘Covid virus’ is part of a deadly plan
reducing the population, killing women, children, man.
Well there is a flaw in this plan if you think this through
whilst we’re locked in quarantine, we know what many will do.
There's plenty dead with more to come, undoubtedly is true
However, in nine months time, they’ll be replaced
So I pondered on what to do...
In my lab, I set to work before retirement came
knowing I’d be short of cash... and bring notoriety to my name
I created an insidious virus that causes sperm to dry
thus ending over-population, and no one needs to die.
See how I thought of you and easing the Global strain
no more useless eaters, only me and Greta remain
I’ve posted it on e.bay, you can buy it now for 10/6
or sold to the highest bidder... But my masterstroke and trick
is the antidote will just be mine, I’ve kept the formula secure
So you can stuff your pension, Cos. only I will have the cure.
Cue the manic laughter Ha Ha Ha... Ha Ha!
10/6 mad hatter reference. Thats about 52p well 52.5p but if you can't remember 'old money' you may not remember we used to have half a new p (which is also a problem for us oldies... but that is a poem for another day)