The latest scientific research seems to point to the fact that if your parents did not have any children you are 99% likely to not have any either.
In nine months time a baby boom ( I know its a tautology )
will be resounding across the world
During all of this captivity, much sexual action will unfurl
Boys and girls will be popping up like there is no tomorrow
Bringing lots of happiness and doubtless years of sorrow
“You were an accident” reluctant parents heard to say
So just remember what I’ve said and what you do today.
Po. (The spoilsport and savior of the world).