Whatever Gets You Through The Day

Today I'm going nowhere, today I'm staying in,

Today I'm going to dedicate to drinking lots of gin;

It may not make me happy, it may not make me wise,

And yet I'm going to drink it till it comes out of my eyes.

◄ The Girl Next Door

Another Bad Joke ►


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M.C. Newberry

Wed 25th Mar 2020 11:44

Drink can make you think
Drink can make you stink
Drink can make you wink
And then end up in the clink !! 😊

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Don Matthews

Wed 25th Mar 2020 08:48

Hic wobble .....can't find it...was there last time I looked.....

All your fault Maryon.....


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Brian Maryon

Wed 25th Mar 2020 08:13

Drink yourself silly
and play with your willy

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Don Matthews

Wed 25th Mar 2020 02:48

My thoughts entirely Branwell.

I've doubled my consumption
Of drinking wine (at home)
Bottle shops still open (phew!)
Let me continue poem

It makes me sorta zonked out
A feeling I do like
Takes away me troubles
Sends them on their bike

The reason I don't drink Bran
Don't drink this bottled gin
Is can't afford the jolly stuff
My poem's now done, fin


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Wed 25th Mar 2020 00:12

A lot of anxiety out there Owen as you so ably depict the effect of it. Well done. P 👍

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