The Girl Next Door

There must be something left to say,

   Some little tale to tell,

About Miss Charlotte April May

   And how she used to smell.


From fully fifty feet away

   The stench was overpowering,

Because Miss Charlotte April May

   Had never thought of showering.


And she was only eight as well,

    A fact that made us sick,

She must've worked as hard as hell

    To smell that bad that quick.

◄ Mr Perfect (Believe It Or Not)

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