In the language of a

wily fox – he tells his

vixen ‘We’re having

chicken again tonight

my love, is that alright?’

And she shrieks back

‘Can’t you bring back a

pheasant for a change?’

He responds ‘No my

fluffy one, I hear that

pheasants give us all

the mange, and makes

us itch, and sometimes

has us twitching tails ‘.

But if you like, there’s

loads of salmon in the

old Laird’s lake – why

don’t you try and hook

one out - I’m sure all

trigger happy game

keepers are lying fast

asleep in fluffy beds.




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