I found a giant oyster and inside a giant pearl,

I had it made into a brooch and gave it to my girl,

She thanked me for it kindly, but by five o' clock that day

She'd pawned it at a pawn shop and had pissed off to LA.

◄ Tessa

Mr Perfect (Believe It Or Not) ►


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M.C. Newberry

Mon 16th Mar 2020 17:11

Especially enjoyed the alliteration in the last line - with its slangy pay-off.
P.S. If Philadelphia or Pennsylvania were as well known as the City of Angels, then
the use of "PA" would have perfected my pleasure! :-))

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Don Matthews

Mon 16th Mar 2020 08:58

Tough luck Bran....

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Brian Maryon

Mon 16th Mar 2020 07:30

Pearls before swine!

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