How to Reduce My Carbon Footprint?
I'm desperate to do something to help the environment.
What can I do...go on a litter pick?
Recycle more of my waste?
Drive my car less and take up cycling?
What about carbon offset...drive 10 miles then plant a tree?
Forget it! I'd be forever planting trees.
Then it came to me...so simple what can I lose?
To reduce my carbon footprint I'll stop wearing
charcoal Odor Eaters in my shoes.