I attend 2 to 3 writers meetings a month where I air my poems and get reactions. I, of course react to other peoples' work. I have been writing for 5 months and I have no real traditions within the genre. I write humorous verse with the aim of cheering people up and maybe even making them laugh. I work full time as a Storesman in Bolton.
HUNGRY?.... I COULD EAT A HORSE! A new meat in burgers Whoever would have thought Something so healthy! Would leave people fraught Something so tasty! Derives from horse. Give us tasty burger With a hint of Shergar Made of ham Flavour of Red Rum. Put horse on the label Then you know it’s from a stable But I can’t feel much pity… You know burgers are shitty. It’s ok to eat lamb and pigs Most people don’t give two figs. So please desist from your braying When you hear your burger neighing. STOP PRESS: my eyes must lie Total equine in a meat pie Reins on Directors who founded this scam Saddle and ride ‘em at Cheltenham. © GARRY CROFT 2013
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