just got inspired by my old pal jeff who has sice become 'jeffarama' and decided to join up. not completed much work so far but i'm hoping the site will give me a push to do so....i'd welcome any comments or tip..cheers people.
IF CAMERON CAME TO MY HOUSE If Cameron came to my house I'd ask him in for tea I’d say that I am honoured that he would talk to me. We'd talk over some tea and toast, I’d ask the burning question, about his parties complex plans to win the next election and if he started chatting on or tried to sell me short, I’d quickly counter his reply with a well thought out retort. If Cameron came to my house we'd talk about pollution, we'd talk about the banks, the war and Scottish devolution, about the coalition, about the national debt about his side kick Mr Clegg and how we won't forget, the cuts to Bevan's NHS, health, army and police then take a break for youtube clips of uprisings in Greece. If Cameron came to my house for a candid little meeting the reception would be chilly I cant afford the heating, he'll never live in my shoes not even for a minute for a start I'm only in an eight I doubt that he'd fit in it. No If Cameron came to my house I'd take the twat to task and ask the probing questions that you might like to ask. I couldn't shake his icy hand I wouldn't 'call' him twat, a cunt, a fuck, a bastard or anything like that. If Cameron came to my house, although composed and quite polite, I’d try to make it clear I think that he talks shite. If Cameron came to my house we'd sit and I’d be calm while trying to resist the urge to break the fuckers arms so David.... Rest assured that my house is in a cul-de-sac you can always make a U turn and find a safe way back, to Westminster, 10, Downing Street the hub of British power where I guarantee no fucker works for six nineteen an hour
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