Fat bloke. Imaginative and physical. Showing off in public since 1969.
Christopher Christopher you are the very worst. The very first and only one I hope your bollocks burst. And I'll be there with a selfie stick to pap your tiny lonesome dick. Christopher Christopher the mighty misogynistopher.
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D'you Know What I Mean? (02/04/2019)
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