I play tennis...I write poems about social events with my tennis friends. Since joining Write Out Loud I've started to write about other subjects. My poems rhyme, mostly. My influences are Sir John Betjeman, Pam Ayres, Clive James, Spike Milligan, John Cooper Clarke, Roger McGough, Alexei Sayle, Benny Hill, Jake Thackray, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Victoria Wood
the tennis boys picnic worcester beer festival 2013 on the day of the tennis boys picnic mike and stewie were hyper as elves their mummies had dressed them up nicely and let them go off by themselves they met all their friends at the beerfest and ran around laughing with glee they drank a whole bottle of tizer and everyone needed a wee the table was so full of goodies it could have been given the blame for third world hunger, or making the teddy bears picnic seem tame they clambered up into their high chairs and tucked into jelly and trifle martin ate to excess and couldn’t suppress the fart he’d been trying to stifle richie and chris had bad tummies and then just to make matters worse naughty elliot filled his nappy and had to be changed by the nurse by five o’clock they were exhausted their eyelids as heavy as lead their mummies arrived with their jim jams and took them home safely to bed
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