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Electric Ass
once she's plugged me in
she says my ass is electric
versatile as well as hybrid
makes her love-life hectic
trouble is with my battery
suffers from a limited range
after five miniutes full-pelt
my plug feels a bit strange
charges me in the kitchen
leaving me a cup of tea
goes back to bed while I
suffer from range anxiety
changed her energy tariff
...Monday 25th January 2021 10:37 am
Meat
butchery cuts it for Ruby,
well known for her brisket,
who gave men a wide berth
for she didn't like to risk it
offal unresponsive, so she
fondled the odd carcase,
pined for sheep's eyes to
tenderize her pining ass
Ted sold her pork products,
poor Ruby was easy meat,
his pies and sweetbreads
just swept her off her feet
his pig's trotters stumbling
...Sunday 29th November 2020 11:48 am
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