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Electric Ass
once she's plugged me in
she says my ass is electric
versatile as well as hybrid
makes her love-life hectic
trouble is with my battery
suffers from a limited range
after five miniutes full-pelt
my plug feels a bit strange
charges me in the kitchen
leaving me a cup of tea
goes back to bed while I
suffer from range anxiety
changed her energy tariff
...Monday 25th January 2021 10:37 am
Scrap Age
These days the calendar is my nemesis, I'm
At the age where you tend to look back
Bad moves clog the rear-view mirror
Where I might have tried a different tack
Of late I'm in a mood for contrition but
Repentance though keen won't amend
The hurts and sorrows I've inflicted for
The stern hand of Time cannot bend
Its my turn to feel the lash of regrets
I feel like...
Friday 14th August 2020 11:08 am
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