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Christmas Rap
I’m sure you can tell I’m
Part of the hip-hop community
So I take every opportunity
To spit rhymes like a hot tap
Gushing cheer in a Christmas rap.
When the weather is cold,
When the weather is hot
My generosity never stops.
I keep giving without a pause.
They should call me Santa Claus.
What? Don ‘t know who I’m talking about?
Then you can give Father Christmas a ...
Monday 24th December 2018 10:47 am
Advice for Nonbelievers
You’re not a believer
And Christmas isn’t for you
But you can enjoy
The festive season, too.
Your whole season
Doesn’t have to be wrecked
Just focus on all the
Commercial aspects.
You don’t have to be spiritual
To enjoy lots of useless tat.
Or flashing lights, tinsel and all that.
And there’s no reason
You can’t have lots of treats, puddings
and sweets, or ju...
Sunday 23rd December 2018 11:17 am
Lonnie's First Christmas Pudding
Okay, listen up, y’all.
I spent Christmas in England,
And this is what I saw.
They got something called a Christmas Pudding
I don’t know why--it ain’t got no pudding in it at all.
It’s just a big fruity mess
Rotting in fat and alcohol.
First they take dried fruit, sugar, and peelings,
Mix it with some flour, spices, eggs, and brandy,
Add some stuff I can’t remember,
...
Monday 18th December 2017 11:11 am
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