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Why Has The Ice-Maker Gone In The Cupboard Already?

I thought it was an excellent present

An ice-maker,

Ice-breaker

Extraordinaire.

 

It was from Amazon, you know

I did spend time thinking about what to get you

Knowing that you say all the gifts I get are ‘poo’

It’s stressful, you spoilt bugger!

 

When I saw today that you’d already put it in the cupboard

I literally shuddered

At the thought of a 5...

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'Sock War' (Childhood)

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It started very early on, your weirdo *thing* with the socks.

And the friggin tights….

……lordy, the fights.

 

‘THEY DON’T FIT PROPERLY’, you screamed with your scary Thor-voice

You were just plain livid,

At me

All the time

For the ill-fitting sock crime.

 

Back then you weren’t afraid to boot me anywhere you could land a hit

My anger back at you was m...

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'You're a chav'

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I buy all my clothes, save underwear, from Oxfam and the same,

Ready made meals never see my kitchen -

Instead large pans of boiling Epicureanesque broth and grain

Bubble and steam ready for their little freezer boxes, neatly labeled.

 

I read dusty little unshiny secondhand books; Lacan, Foucault, Rumi, too many to mention.

There’s even a little Brian Cox and Greene in ...

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Ian McShanes Legs

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Having never been up close and personal with a man over the age of fifty;

I had no idea that nature

Takes all that’s nifty

From a mans legs

And gives nothing much back in return.

 

It was shocking to me when watching Pillars of the Earth

While sat eating a chinese, as you do,

To see the complete dearth

Of muscle and prowess

Contained in the legs of the af...

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Enemy

Severs every last connecting tendril, with a blade

Leaving me alone and isolated from All.

Locks me in a darkened cell, melts the key with flame

Subjecting me to the torture of 'When'.

Laughs when I cry -

Rejoices when I die -

Cheers when I give up -

Celebrates when I tremble.

 

Kicks me in the gut, with boots of steel

Making me fall to my knees, and my f...

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Inner

Before you accuse,

Bruise, someone somewhere in some distant place

You’ve never been to, and never plan on going;

Review your attachment

To this habit you have, of pretending you are not simply the sum of Yourselves-

But some great mystical creature, capable of unearthly listenings to the minds of Others.

 

Before you bemoan,

Drone, drown in your own imaginings

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