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The Ayes Have It

The ayes have it, the ayes have it,

and with that the victors now hold sway

and those who don't can fade away.

 

We know for whom the bell tolls, 

it's for the patronising bastards and the online trolls

who find it hard to accept they're no longer pulling the strings

of those who have moved on to better things.

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Ebay

What's the time?

Half past nine.

Hang your knickers on the line.

 

What's the time?

Half past ten.

Hang your knickers on Big Ben.

 

Try exposing the skidders.

You'll attract more bidders.

 

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The Great Unwashed

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I went down town on the bus

using my free bus pass

but found to my utter dismay

it was full of working class

 

What a complete misnomer

cos the thing for me that irks

is that whilst they are working class

few of them actually work

 

The bus smelt truly awful

of stale sweat, fags and beer

and chicken bhuna down the front

of fake designer gear

 

So I didn...

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