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Child's Play
Guiltily guiltily think
the thoughts are soon what stink
the mind is like
a rusty trike
with pedals out of sync
Victory victory now
there isn't a method how
the present is
the place we live
what's now we must allow
this subtle trickery lie
to think we must comply
the truth is one
the nose will run
a lie we must defy
Friday 30th April 2021 6:48 pm
Vexing Valentines
Just a bit of fun for today.....
On Valentine’s Day I would take
A gorgeous girl out for a steak;
As she looked in my eyes,
It will be no surprise,
That that is when I came awake.
On this Valentine’s Day I’m alone
So I spend all day long on the phone
I still don’t have a date
I’ve accepted my fate
I’ll just stay here at home on my own
On Va...
Tuesday 14th February 2017 1:44 pm
Limerick
A sensitive fellow from Bicester
Told his ex girlfriend how much he'd missed her
Her laughter, her friends,
The romantic weekends;
But mostly the nude games of Twister
Friday 9th July 2010 7:17 pm
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