humourous (Remove filter)
My bad!
Foolhardy was I
And deceived by my eyes
Forgot all that glitters
Isn't gold;
Too late I realized
True beauty lies inside
My handsome prince
Turned out to be a toad!
Wednesday 11th September 2019 3:33 pm
Huh???
I'm really not fond of verbosity;
(Although the ex-hubby may not agree!)
Why use many words if you need a few?
A common expletive has only two!
Physicians use words we don't know;
Perhaps to soften the blow.
An attorney-at-law, we recuse:
He intends to mislead and confuse!
Politicians know not what they say;
But they're voted-in, anyway!
Him in the pulpit, I think I'l...
Monday 2nd September 2019 8:11 pm
Shell-Shocked!
(With apologies to Aesop!)
“Hurrah!" cried Tortoise, after the race;
“Now, who's the one, with egg on their face!"
Gloating and boasting; self-praising was he;
Failed to notice, a Lamborghini!
No time for life to, flash before his eyes;
Tortoise met with a speedy demise!
Hare hopped on by, with more swag than before:
“Tortoise won the battle, but I won the war!"
Thursday 29th August 2019 1:51 pm
Mother Knows Best
A mother summoned her kids, all three:
“Now, listen to me -carefully;
Your cellular phones, will have to go!
THEY CAUSE CANCER, don't you know?
Numerous studies have recently shown,
RF waves come through a phone!
Now give them here, without delay;
You'll be thanking me for this, one day."
Silly kids, to get so upset!
She frowned, as she lit a cigarette.
Monday 26th August 2019 4:50 pm
Heartbreak and Toothache
An unhappy marriage is like a bad tooth;
At first you ignore the obvious truth:
Something is wrong; it's causing you pain,
But you have no time to consult your brain.
So you take a pill -or have a drink or three,
Hoping to relieve your agony;
But the pain escalates until one day,
You realise it's not going away;
You're gripped with a feeling of horror and fear,
It can't ...
Saturday 17th August 2019 3:51 pm
HELL, NO!
Two apes having a head-to-head:
"It's friggin' absurd!" one of them said,
"Eight million species inhabit this earth,
Balancing nature and proving their worth;
But look at those creatures that are called 'man':
Ruining our planet as fast as they can;
They've polluted our air and poisoned the seas;
Their revolting habits cause death by disease!
Some of them perish with nothin...
Friday 16th August 2019 6:35 pm
To The Past
{To The Past}
Here's to my
past for the
one's who
thought they
knew me well
I can actually
say to you that
you can kiss my
ass and please
go straight to
hell for the
last and final
damn time
©Tina Glover All Rights Reserved/ One_Pissed_Off_American_Ghost_Writer 2017 but posting here on February 26,2018
Tuesday 27th February 2018 3:40 am
Recent Comments
Rasa Kabaila on The Magic in Mundane
2 hours ago
rob1967able on Back to nature.
5 hours ago
New Shoes on Wild Woman (22.)
6 hours ago
Landi Cruz on Strolling Players
7 hours ago
David RL Moore on Strolling Players
7 hours ago
John Coopey on SWINGING
8 hours ago
Evan Tyler on hugh
10 hours ago
R A Porter on The Eternal Flame
10 hours ago
Robert C Gaulke on Like Children
11 hours ago
Nigel Astell on IMG_20240414_165928_HDR.jpg
11 hours ago