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The Answer is Blowin’ in the Wind
“Were you and Mr. Corbyn friends, Mr. Starmer?”
Optimistically asked a truth-seeking reporter:
but the North Wind it blew, so he huffed and he puffed,
and the South Wind it blew, as he thought it all through,
then the East Wind it blew, yes, that question was tough,
then the West Wind it blew; that decided the truth:
“Yes, of course we were”, croaked he with a cough.
Again, ...
Wednesday 11th March 2026 3:45 pm
Not Churchill
‘He’s not Churchill’
Who knew?
But then the speaker isn’t Eisenhower
Isn’t Kennedy
Biden
Either of the Bushes
Isn’t Ford
Teddy Roosevelt
Isn’t Franklin D
Or Truman
Washington
Lincoln
Isn’t even Tricky Dicky
All these men had faults
Failings
A taste for war
Uncontained sexual appetites
A disregard for the law
One should have stuck to m...
Tuesday 10th March 2026 3:17 pm
Haiku for 2026 [No. 7. A Tool’s a Tool for A’ That]
Iran’s babes, too, bombed:
that Tool’s silence volumes speaks.
Cherry blossom weeps.
Tuesday 3rd March 2026 1:23 pm
Bully
If you grovel to a bully,
You won’t become his friend.
He’ll keep on squeezing you for more;
Demands will never end.
If you grovel to a bully,
He will not be impressed;
He’ll pocket everything you give
And come back for the rest.
If you grovel to a bully,
He’ll think you can’t refuse,
So your inadequate response
Means you are bound to lose.
If you...
Sunday 8th February 2026 8:46 am
Size Doesn't Matter
Trump, he wants
a Nobel Prize,
whilst Starmer,
equally despised,
hands down, gets
the No Balls Prize.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim'lar,
But poor old Starmer has no balls at all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
Sunday 24th August 2025 11:26 am
Speyk Lanky Twang! [ Fascists Eawt! English not Spoken Here!]
In a desperate effort to outdo the racist bigots who, we are led to believe, currently threaten his ratings, PM Kier Starmer has carried out an egregious attack on the freedom of speech of UK citizens, and an overt incitement to racial abuse.
In doing so, he has displayed an astonishing ignorance of the diversity of languages currently spoken by natives of the British Isles: Cymraeg (Welsh); Ke...
Thursday 15th May 2025 1:17 pm

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