Donations are essential to keep Write Out Loud going    

comic (Remove filter)

The Great Burger Stakes

 

 

 

I went to my freezer – I fancied a scoff.

 

 

I opened the lid and the burgers – THEY’RE OFF!

 

And what would you like on your burger today?

Ah well, now you’re asking – a fiver each way!

 

I’ve has burgers from Asda,  but I can disclose

That the burgers from Tesco, they just won – by a nose!

 

To decrease burger fat is our serious ...

Read and leave comments (2)

comic

Smoke A Joint...

 

I'd like to smoke a joint tonight,
but I just can't decide which kind,
I might choose a joint of gammon,
but does that come with a rind?

Perhaps that rind would impair 
the way the flavour matures
so perhaps there are other joints
that are a better for smoke cures

Of course I know that many fish
are smoked through and through,
I pref...

Read and leave comments (1)

comic

Ebb & Flo

 

Ebb & Flo went to a show
up in the old West End.
It was about the trouble and strife
and a clear message it did send,
that ever will there be distress
as man will always make a mess
while women have to clean it all
'Now mind out, I've just washed the hall'
 
But while Flo laughed, old Ebb turned red
for just last night he'd bumped his head
as cr...

Read and leave comments (0)

comic

This site uses cookies. By continuing to browse, you are agreeing to our use of cookies.

Find out more Hide this message