Sun 17th Jun 2007 12:15
Oh you do, do you? Well, as it happens, there's a consequence to Times 12 point cloud seeding procedures. 12 point makes for the larger kind of raindrop -- the terrifying DOGSPOT. Do you really want DOGSPOTS?
Mary Quantum's friend, Norris Neutrino, suggests you try the new ghost particle/quark epilator. It dispenses with the need for barbers and shaolin foam.
Comment is about Malpoet (Poet profile)
Original item by Malpoet
Sun 17th Jun 2007 11:37
I insist on Times 12 point.
Sun 17th Jun 2007 11:10
I bring but gentle head-butting pandas and parrots to nudge your tucker bag into the billabong. No martial arts make-up artistes, or postal fleas -- my adhesive letters have been sent into a cloud around which water droplets will condense so you will have a falling, cacophanous alphabet in ariel 8 point whilst other mortals have pitter patter raindrops, little grasshopper.
Fri 15th Jun 2007 23:37
Thank you for writing this poem. It's freshness balances the heady perfume of it's sensuality. The play of gender, nature, culture, the snatches of scene, bed and garden have just woven a welcome thread of serendipity into my evening. At a very hard time in my life I am gracious for receiving such treasures!
Comment is about Green Man (article)
Wed 13th Jun 2007 12:39
Hello Cayn. You are truly the Heir of Atilla The Stockbroker, and an original voice in your own right (write?)! All power to your Muse!
Comment is about Cayn White (Poet profile)
Original item by Cayn White
Tue 12th Jun 2007 13:01
How downright rude of you all to comment on my Daguerrotype in this fashion! I simply post my image as a warning to all young people, about the dangers of the twin evils of Sarsaparilla and Sherbet Fountains, and their effects on our skin as we age.
Comment is about Julian Jordon (Poet profile)
Original item by Julian Jordon
Tue 12th Jun 2007 09:46
Are you lying down on paper while someone draws round you? Or waiting to have your head wrapped in paper? Or trying a bit of psychic printing where the words seep out of the back of your skull in deepest lilac ink? Or is your aura rectangular and in several parts? Whatever the answer, it's a lovely pic.
Sat 9th Jun 2007 00:38
Much better and more relaxed photo - not like the last one where it looked like someone had stuck an enormous cucumber up your arse! lol
Mon 4th Jun 2007 17:48
Oh yis, this is the bis. Love the wit and the wily rhymes. May you go on and on!
Comment is about Danny Chivers (Poet profile)
Original item by Danny Chivers
Sun 3rd Jun 2007 10:44
Is that flower for me? I like daffs.
Comment is about Alabaster DePlume (Poet profile)
Original item by Alabaster DePlume
Sun 3rd Jun 2007 10:43
Hail to thee oh Pale Warrior of Words and Wonders!
Sun 3rd Jun 2007 10:12
Your poems, your word play, your ideas.... are brilliant and so very funny. Thank you.
Comment is about Dave Makin (Poet profile)
Original item by Dave Makin
Sun 3rd Jun 2007 10:05
Mr Jordon is a very funny testing poet. He is the test pilot for new metrical forms. They strap him in and fire him at the barriers errected against poetry by the cruel world. He bursts through, humming.
Thu 31st May 2007 19:42
Hope you can get your blog working OK - let me know
Tue 29th May 2007 15:09
I think this poem should be banned from these pages. It is cruel and heartless and could traumatise children of all ages. Noddy may not have been literature, but it is a useful reminder of an age when everyone knew their place, a time of decency and fair play. When there was no racial tension. By the way, how come Golly gets no mention?
Tun Bridge of Disgusting Wells
Comment is about Nat Clare (Poet profile)
Original item by Nat Clare
Sun 27th May 2007 18:51
Funny, very funny!
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