To let (anytime and forever)
Extremely well heated apartment. In very spacious subterranean condominium. 24/7 secured incarceration assured. Only God haters need apply. A lifetime of sin will be required as deposit. Plus the cost of a soul spread over every eternal calendar month. A thirty pieces of silver service charge has already been paid on the successful applicants behalf. Contact- Mr. B. Eelzebub King of the bottomless pit c/o Down below.