Biography

Ordained Humourist and Multimedia Performance Artist who is a bad poet and dodgy lyricist. Somehow I managed to win third prize at the Spotlight Poetry Slam in 2003… http://pascal-the-rascal.co.uk/June03Spotlight.html

Samples

Elvis died (allegedly) of a heart attack induced by the strain of being bound solid. The drugs found on his bathroom floor were laxatives.

Love My Burger
to the tune of "Love me Tender"

Love my burger
Love the grease
Bowels on go slow
You have made my colon seize
Now I cannot go

Love my burger
Love Pickles
And the melted cheese
My bottom is on picket
I need a release

Love my burger
Tad too much
Now I'm solid bound
My bottom is in the lurch
bum note not a sound

Love my burger
Love the sauce
And french fries to go
Now my bottom won't exhaust
I am full of woe

Now my bottom won't exhaust
I am full of woe

© Pascal Desmond 2003

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