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Helên Thomas

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Biography

See also:
http://www.helendthomas.co.uk
www.helnthomas.bandcamp.com
http://www.creativewomensnetwork.co.uk/CWNWeArePoetspoems.htm
www.reverbnation.com/helenthomas
www.nerveecho.com

Helên Thomas is a prize-winning performance poet who is both versatile and original. Helên’s first taste of poetic success came in 1985 when she was a prize-winner in 'She' Magazine's National Poetry Competition with 'Ode To Bad Poetry'.

In October 2000 she won the Manchester Poetry Festival Slam.
She has performed at a range of venues including schools, libraries, tents, a canal barge, an ancient historical monument, lots of pubs, an inflatable peach and the occasional theatre.

She has wowed audiences from Borders books to the Bowery Club New York; from folk clubs to fringe festivals; from rural Cheshire to racy Reading. Special guest appearances include: The Edinburgh Fringe Festival; The Buxton Fringe Festival; Manchester Poetry Festival; The Bristol Poetry Festival; The Poetry Tent at Glastonbury; Chloe Poems’ ‘Wham bang Thank you Mam’ @ The Green Room, Manchester; The Ashton Court Festival, Bristol; The Lymm Festival; The Cheltenham Festival of Literature; The South Kensington Festival Stars of Slam; Big Mouth Cabaret, Bristol; Mouthtrap Cabaret, Reading; Rossendale Folk Festival; Jim Bennett’s Poetry Open Mic. at Border’s Books; The Castle Bar, Cardigan, and The Bowery Poetry Club New York.

Helên has organised events for Warrington’s Hot Wire Events and The Lymm Festival. She was actively involved in Warrington Community Press, which produced two publications one of which was ‘The Hotwire Slam Anthology’. She was commissioned to write a ten-minute performance poem to commemorate five years of The Lymm Festival; she has helped to judge the festival’s creative writing competition on three occasions.

In 2004 Helên devised a piece of performance for children called ‘We Are Poets’ along with primary school teacher Kate McGann. In the roles of Penelope Page and Gabby Mouth, Helên and Kate have provided workshops and performances to a numerous schools to critical acclaim. 'We Are Poets!' are no more but Helên still performs her poems and delivers workshops in primary schools as a solo stand up poet. See www.helendthomas.co.uk for details.


In 2003 Helên donated poems to a ground breaking e-book edited by Todd Swift, ‘100 Poets Against the War’ which went down in history as the fasted assembled poetry anthology of all time. This was later followed by, ‘Times New Roman’; ‘Poems for Lord Hutton’ and ‘Babylon Burning 9/11 Five Years On’. All are free to download from http://www.nthposition.com
The site also includes some of Helên’s poetry on its regular poetry pages:

www.nthposition.com/thepeoplewantbread.php

‘Babylon Burning’ is also available to buy in print form from print on demand publisher Lulu at: http://www.lulu.com/content/447370

January 2008 saw the publication of the ‘We Are Poets!’ book, Helên's poetry collection for 7-11 year olds. The book is packed full of madcap characters such as obese fruit bats, rock star maggots, myopic professors and lots of naughty, grubby, scabby children an is illustrated by Paul Neads. For a sample taster, please visit www.flapjackpress.co.uk

Helên’s poems have appeared in various magazines and anthologies both in print and online:

‘Hopelessness and Other Hobbies’, Helên’s self published chap book, 2001

‘Slam! The Hotwire Anthology’, Pyramid Press 2002.

‘Shortfuse: The Global Anthology of New Fusion Poetry’, Rattapallax Press, 2002.

‘In Our Own Words: A Generation Defining itself Vol. 6’, MW Enterprises, 2005.

‘Venue Magazine’ Bristol, 2006.

‘Taste’, clan-u press, 2006.

‘The Ugly Tree Magazine’. Issues 2, 7, 8, 9, 10, 14, 18, 19 & 20 www.flapjackpress.co.uk

‘Citizen 32 Magazine’. Issues 3 & 4

‘This poem is sponsored by.’ Corporate Watch's 10 year anniversary anthology. February 2007.

‘In Our Own Words: A Generation Defining itself Vol. 7’, MW Enterprises, 2007.

'We Are Poets!' Flapjack Press publications 2008 www.flapjackpress.co.uk

'Best of Manchester Poets, Volume 1.' Puppywolf June 2010
http://www.puppywolf.co.uk/news/?page_id=13

More recently Helên has been putting her poems to music and has collaborated with a number of musicians aswell as creating musical backings for her poems herself. The results can be heard on www.reverbnation.com/helenthomas where you will also find the occasional free download.

In 2009 she joined forces with musician Owen J. to form electro synth pop combo 'Tingle In The Netherlands'. For more on that please visit www.nerveecho.com

In December 2011 Helên was featured poet in issue #97 of The Poetry Kit's 'Caught In The Net' series.
http://www.poetrykit.org/pkl/CITN/citn%2097%20Helen%20Thomas.htm

Also in 2011 Helên produced a CD of poems for children, some set to music and backing beats. Available to listen or download from www.helnthomas.bandcamp.com

You can also see some of Helên's performances on youtube:

'Queasy Calypso'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRsZdotVOA

'On Being A White Square'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3rzNtHWKRI

'Love Poem For My Disco Glitter Ball'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiIrZUTTdLA&feature=related


Comments and Quotes

“A surreal burlesque with permission to rhyme… a lyrical super-hero!”

(Chloe Poems)

"Helên Thomas is a proven performance poet with a broad and incisive repertoire and the happy knack of saying the right thing at the right time for the right audience – whether they know it or not."

(Paul Neads, Editor of 'The Ugly Tree' Flapjack Press.)


"Helên Thomas is one of the UK's very best performance poets - and a witty, crafty, formally inventive writer for the page, as well.”

(Todd Swift. Editor of ‘Shortfuse: The Global Anthology of New Fusion Poetry’ Rattapallax Press, 2002)


“Helên Thomas’ irreverent style and soft-sound intonations were spot on as she served up snack after snack of poetic fare.”

(‘Literally Speaking’, Cheltenham Festival of Literature 2002)


“Look out for the poems on domestic items which are beautifully timed.”

(The List, Edinburgh)


“One of the Northwest’s funniest, LOUDEST and most original poets!”

(Buxton Fringe Festival)

"As good as dancing round your handbag to the sparkle of a glitterball. Helên Thomas is as high octane as a girls’ night out with karaoke, sponsored by Stella. Helên successfully engages her audience with everyday musings on the world so that you're left thinking - I wish I'd said that. Read, listen, but most of all enjoy."

(Rosemary Dun, poet and promoter of Big Mouth Cabaret, Bristol.)

“I think you are going to be the world’s greatest poem writer in the whole wild world.”

“I love your poems so much, I think you deserve a treat.”
(Pupils at Holy Spirit Primary School, Netherton.)

Comments re. the 'We Are Poets!' anthology of children's poetry:

"The ‘We Are Poets!’ anthology is a collection that should be in every school library… a wonderful book by a great poet! "

(Jim Bennett, Managing Editor of The Poetry Kit)


"This book of young people’s verse will have your sprogs agog with humour, both cheeky and endearing. The right side of risky and just a little frisky, ‘We Are Poets!’ by Helên Thomas promises mirth and learning from the offset."

(Gerry Potter, previously known as Chloe Poems, Gingham Diva.)





Samples

You can view and / or listen to samples of Helên's work at the following sites:

www.helendthomas.co.uk

www.helnthomas.bandcamp.com

http://www.poetrykit.org/pkl/CITN/citn%2097%20Helen%20Thomas.htm

www.reverbnation.com/helenthomas

www.poetrykit.org/blog.htm

www.creativewomensnetwork.co.uk/CWNWeArePoets.htm

www.nthposition.com/thepeoplewantbread.php

www.nerveecho.com




All poems are copyright of the originating author. Permission must be obtained before using or performing others' poems.

Audio entries by Helên Thomas

Scabby Knees! (06/02/2009)

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Seize the Day (27/01/2009)

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Memory Beach (10/01/2009)

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Listen up! (02/01/2009)

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Comments

Helen Thomas

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Thu 2nd Feb 2012 23:17

Ha ha! That's an excellent idea Anthony. Funnily enough, Owen who did the music, does a range of fake revolting tins and foods that he used to mock up for comic effect and sell. We were talking about doing spoof cookery vids! I think you're right, it could be very funny especially if I can perfect a Delia voice!

I think adding audio to poems on here works well - I listened to your poem 'bay 3' as well. I don't really like reading stuff on screen (don't own a tablet and PC screen never seems to lend itself to reading poetry). I find the audio really adds to the enjoyment of reading the poem - especially with the sound effects bringing extra atmosphere - it sort of cements the words home, if that makes sense.

 

Anthony Emmerson

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Thu 2nd Feb 2012 22:57

Hi again Helen,

And thanks for stopping by "genesis."

The YouTube idea sounds great. I think, if you don't mind me suggesting, that you could do a convincing and effective short movie for this - on a virtually-zero budget.

If it was done as a straight monologue to camera, almost like a cookery programme with a few props. Say farmhouse-type kitchen, wooden table, mixing bowls, various jars of herbs/spices etc, pestle and mortar, cookery books and the between-verse glass of wine routine, you could have something really original and entertaining.

Just a thought, but I'd like to see it!

Regards,
A.E.

p.s. I followed the link on your blog - well impressive!

 

Helen Thomas

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Thu 2nd Feb 2012 18:50

Hi Anthony. Thanks for listening and commenting. I'm glad you enjoyed the audio. I was especially pleased to see that it raised a smile - that's always good! It's funny but I've been toying with the idea of sticking it on youtube, just with a picture not a video, although I think the word 'poetry' still puts a lot of people off listening to certain things. I'm very pleased that it raised a smile whilst being tucked away on here anyway!

 

Anthony Emmerson

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Thu 2nd Feb 2012 18:43

Hi Helen,

I'm so glad I stopped by to listen to your audio track. It kept me enthralled and smiling all the way through. It's incredibly well conceived, written, read and put together. You should be justifiably proud!

Shame it's hidden away here, more people should hear it . . .

Regards,
A.E.

 

Rev Two-Sheds

Mon 31st May 2010 17:53

I'm jealous now... I want big hair like wot you got... even tried pantene pro-V but it don't mix innit ...just floats creamy head on top of the whiskey or goes into globules... a bit like a negative image of psychotic Guinness in reverse... lumme

 

Helen Thomas

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Wed 26th May 2010 18:02

Oh there's the bloody box. Thanks for the nice comments Rev and Ms Foxglove.

 

Rev Two-Sheds

Wed 26th May 2010 17:41

Yush indeed P.H.T. ~ proper rhymey, Miss Cheshire 2010 ~ we agree with Miss Foxy Lady on biggin' up yerz top~fab audio ho ho as well - innit

 

Ann Foxglove

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Wed 26th May 2010 17:18

I love your audio. Brilliant.

 

Rev Two-Sheds

Thu 17th Dec 2009 08:18

Hooray ! - Seasons to Taste, I think it is my favourite y'know... It seems to sound a lot better on here than on other sites... have you been re-noodling... it's making my tummy rumble...

 

Anthony Emmerson

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Sat 1st Aug 2009 12:21

Hi Helen,
I was very interested to see your youtube performance - what a shame about the awful weather. I was chatting to a friend of mine yesterday - she organises The Plough Prize poetry competition. This is run from an Arts Centre local to me. This year they have extended the competition to include poetry written for children. As there don't seem to be many of these opportunties I thought (as an obviously keen and experienced advocate of this particular genre) you might be interested. You can find the details here:

http://www.theploughprize.co.uk/

http://www.theploughprize.co.uk/Poem%20for%20Children.html

I hope this might be helpful.

Regards,
A.E.

 

Malpoet

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Wed 15th Apr 2009 22:51

From a childhood that I hated one of the few good memories was scabby knees. I enjoyed picking them off and the scabs and scars were good evidence of having been out on my bike and climbing trees.

Lovely rhythm with a fine feel for the scan of the poem. Great.

 

Anthony Emmerson

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Wed 15th Apr 2009 22:46

Hi Helen,
Thanks for your comments on "moving on." I hate coning to your page and reading down your long list of credits - it makes me very envious. (But also full of admiration.) Now I am going to storm off in a very juvenile fit of pique.
Sneering regards,
A.E.

 

Janet

Wed 15th Apr 2009 21:07

Hi Helen,
thanks for your comment on 'pigeon-holed.'
You're right, some of us are no better at treating people as they deserve to be treated. Humanely.

Janet.x

 

Mia Darlone

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Mon 2nd Mar 2009 15:34

Thank you - I may wear it on a T-shirt to the next gig - if I can find a handbag to match. I really like scabby knees - picking is definately the way forward.

 

bill

Sat 28th Feb 2009 18:17

Thanks Helen,
This lot get more arrogant and dangerous with it by the day.

 

bill

Fri 6th Feb 2009 13:07

Thanks for your comments Helen. What you said about Errata justifies my intentions. It was meant to be uncomfortable reading. I consider my poetry to be a failure if it does not provoke a debate, or at least, a reaction. I was moved to write it on seing a photo of young men and women coming down the steps of Bahgdad university dressed in clothing that resembled that of my youth of the seventies (-god that's a long time ago!). the photo was accompanied by stories of abuse, rape and murder on all sides of the political divide in Iraq -how sad and angry it makes me feel -what have we done? I just hope that Pres. Obama achieves some good for America and for the world. We Are Poets sounds like a great project -those children have the world in their hands!

 

Anthony Emmerson

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Sun 18th Jan 2009 10:50

Hi Helen,
And thanks for your generous comments on " . . not the only fruit." As to whether it works in a slam, I'm ashamed to say I have no idea - I have never done or even attended a slam! We don't seem to have such things here in the wild and wooly westcountry. I have read it at an open mike night though, and it's an absolute swine to read. Thanks for stopping by and good luck with your work.
A.E.

 

winston plowes

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Tue 13th Jan 2009 17:22

Thanks for your calculator poem comments Helen. Yes I like the word Sozzle, I think its a sort of happy friendly drunkedness. And Googlize is a word now been used on line would you believe. the second poem has better words and glad you liked the end (incidentally I just changed the last word from boggled after it was posted up, gobbled fits far better) Keep a look out I may be able to squeeze on or two out of the limited vocabulary available. Thanks again. Winston

 

Helen Thomas

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Thu 15th May 2008 16:04

Thanks Tomas - you've got even more extra bits on your name than I have - sorry for omitting it in this instance - If you get chance check out some of the poetry on the links above. As ever, feedback of all hues is most welcome provided that it's constructive!
All the best
HT (I can't do my circumflex here either so I'm signing off with my
initials.)

 

Tomás Ó Cárthaigh

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Thu 15th May 2008 15:57

Good luck with the kids book.

 

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