Stand-alone intelligence
Posted on Friday 12th September 2008 1:51 pm
Stand-alone intelligence
I open my mind, find some small truth
With a pin I extract it; a braincell...
Well, it's proof.
If I feed it, water it, keep it warm
I might end up with 2, 10
Maybe a thousand more
I have no need to think now
With my braincell doing all the work
Finding ways to balance the economy
And...save the earth
It's a costly business, this
Brain in a jar
But it'll be worth it in the end
I can build a human car
I could solve poverty, crime
And the religious question
Appear on Dragons Den
With my latest invention
Write to the worlds leaders
Asking if they can invest in
My 'stand- alone intelligence'
It's the latest thing
Just think what I could achieve...
There simply is no limit...
To the power I could have
With my brain in a jar
Just a shame that my heart's not in it!
I open my mind, find some small truth
With a pin I extract it; a braincell...
Well, it's proof.
If I feed it, water it, keep it warm
I might end up with 2, 10
Maybe a thousand more
I have no need to think now
With my braincell doing all the work
Finding ways to balance the economy
And...save the earth
It's a costly business, this
Brain in a jar
But it'll be worth it in the end
I can build a human car
I could solve poverty, crime
And the religious question
Appear on Dragons Den
With my latest invention
Write to the worlds leaders
Asking if they can invest in
My 'stand- alone intelligence'
It's the latest thing
Just think what I could achieve...
There simply is no limit...
To the power I could have
With my brain in a jar
Just a shame that my heart's not in it!
Janet Ramsden
Thu 18th Sep 2008 19:28
Hey Shelley,
popped along to thank you for commenting on my profile. Glad i made you laugh.
One thing i hadn't noticed before in your cv.
What a great idea about a poetry boat to the isle of man. One amongst many places i've yet to visit.
I know there are a few people on this site who also live there. How about it wol?
love Janet.xx