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Rodney Wood

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Last blog entry: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:01:45 pm

Profile updated: Thu, 7 Aug 2008 09:13:34 am

 

Biography

I think you should take poetry seriously but never yourself. It's important to let others know you're enjoying what you are doing or they never will. Since my early retirement I read (I'm a member of the Poetry Library in London), write and perform (in the Poets Cafe in Reading and the Den of Voice in Guildford). In addition I founded the Westy Poets (which meet every second Tuesday of the month at the West End Centre in Aldershot) where I set a series of exercises we can do together.

Poems will be/have been published in: Nth Position, the Reater, South, The Interpreter's House, Stride, Seam, Other Poetry +



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A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD BE CHEESE


the nights in my bed dreaming
of climbing mountains of cheese
the days breathing in the smell of cheese
the reaching of a stall selling cheese

the heavy trays filled with varieties of cheese
the glass counter overflowing with cheese
the feeling I should have a square of cheese
the gratitude to the man who says try some cheese

the decision to have a taste of cheese
the anticipation of biting through the cheese
the amazement when the flavour is of cheese
the way I can't help buying some cheese

the surprise when I'm holding a box of cheese
the simple act of admiring the cheese
the perfect accompaniment to cheese is cheese
the bringing out the knife and cutting the cheese

the crumbling and dissolving in my mouth of cheese
the fuelling of my imagination by cheese
the taking of my soul by cheese
the finding of my inner cheese

the desire to write about cheese
the need to say a body is like cheese
the need to say I love your body
because it's tinted with gold like cheese

STARBUCKED
3 April 2007

Next to Penelope Cruz, ordering an espresso
peaked with the bleakness of foam, is Freya
the Norse goddess of love and fertility.

She looks well even if her chiselled features
are not a patch on those of Venus.
You should go over and ask her

where have all the old gods gone?
What's happened to Odin, Thor
and all the Giants?

But no. You'll ignore her when you leave.
Continue shopping for flowers
and chocolates for your girlfriend.

You'll get home in time for the News
and find outside your front door
a couple of actors talking about end times

and how it's their destiny
to die in the final battle
between order and chaos.

THEY WILL BE REMOVED
-tannoy announcement at Bridgend train station

Do not leave lines unattended,
like the two I dreamt of this morning,
or they will be removed.

Make sure you use a notebook
and carry it with you always.
Do not leave lines unattended.

As for the other poems you've written
and don't want to forget, memorise them
or they will be removed.

You have been warned
they could even be blown up
if you leave the lines unattended.

Pay attention to your poems
don't leave then in a drawer
or they will be removed

and the world will never see them
but then that's what they deserve.
Do not leave lines unattended
or they will be removed.

All poems are copyright of the originating author. Permission must be obtained before using or performing others' poems.

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JOHN PILGER WITH LAUGHS

Posted on Friday 12th December 2008 12:01 pm

 

MARK THOMAS AT THE WEST END CENTRE 4 DECEMBER 2008


He came on stage with a cup of tea looking

like a younger Stanley Holloway ready with stories

about early heroes, free speech, Coke (the sort

you drink) and the toffs and sad ladies of Norfolk.

Mark's first love were these strange comedians

whose jokes were the landmine that killed Di,

performance artists like the one at the ICA

who stuck a yam up her bum while reciting

feminist poetry (which reminds me of the time

I saw a video there of a black man masturbating

into a pool of water and John Ashberry reciting

an interminable monologue that had something

to do with ghosts). To stop Donald Haw protesting

outside Parliament a law was bought in so you

had to tell the police where, why and when

before permission was granted. The area extended

around Parliament like the arms of a delirious Aunt

who want to kiss and crush the life out of you.

A self confessed bully harassing Coke

(the sort you drink) because of, well, you can read it

in his fucking book (Belching Out The Devil £11.99)

which he took to the Cheltenham Literary festival

and people slobbered their chops, shook their earrings

and shouted above their Times or Torygraph

you're talking poppycock” while Mark screamed

and you're a load of fucking bankers.” Afterwards

I thought I should ask Mark for a permit before

writing a poem but no doubt he'd only say

you have the right to protest, even against me,

and write a shitty little poem that doesn't rhyme.

 

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cjd

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Sat 13th Dec 2008 01:11

Hi,
Thanks for your comments - pleased you like one. Completely take your point about enactment rather than exposition - was trying to draw together salt, sweet, bitter - obviously not quite to your taste ( yeah, ok - obvious pun). I shall try and enact ... look out for the headline .... Woman helping police with their enquiries regarding a .....!
Thanks again.
Cx

 

Zuzanna Musial

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Sat 15th Nov 2008 17:56

Good Day, Rodney

Sorry for leaving my comment blank!
I was distracted by a phone call and had to leave the computer. Thank you so much for taking the time to place a constructive comment on my write. As I have mentioned before, still learning the craft of creative writing so if you have enough patience to read my writes and see what can be changed then you are most welcome. I do not take any offenses if comes to improvement. THANK YOU!

Warm Regards,
Zuzanna

 

Zuzanna Musial

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Fri 14th Nov 2008 16:42

 

Janet Ramsden

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Thu 18th Sep 2008 19:19

Hello Rodney,
Thanks for your comments on my recent blogs.
The two suffragette ones were written with performance in mind and went down quite well at Wigan.
Pardon my ignorance but i really have no idea who Makowski is. I googled it and it gave me far too many Makowski names to choose from.
I'm a hopeless case i know.
love Janet.xx

 

Ieuan Cilgwri

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Sun 7th Sep 2008 13:19

Rodney - I enjoyed the above, very vivid - liked trees / angels / you.

Thanks for your comments on my poem too - I appreiciate honesty.

 

Dwornik

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Sat 23rd Aug 2008 10:28

Hey Rodders...thanks for your comments but I removed them by accident, I was actually going to reply 'do you know me?' at your suggestion of the frizzy hair and cold breasts....uncanny!...anyway please replace these comments as I will gladly attempt those extra few lines for the fun of it-----good advice
Shelley

 

Janet Ramsden

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Sat 23rd Aug 2008 10:13

Hello Rodney,
thanks for your observations on my poem "gota freya." I really hadn't given a thought of "natives" being condescending as it isn't in my vocabulary. But if it gives even one person that feeling, then it's got to go, or perhaps if i put "the" before it, might not be quite so abrupt?

Any suggestions are more than welcome, and about your other observations made also.
Particularly the structure as i haven't had any training whatsoever. ( maybe i should, when i can find a really inexpensive class or workshop local to me. Or even online.)

Thanks too for all your other comments.
All of them are well received and welcome. Especially where you point out where it can be improved, but more so when you say how.

Love Janet.xx

 

Darren Thomas

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Tue 12th Aug 2008 13:10

Hi Rodney - many thanks for your comment on my effort 'Slam'. At the moment, my time spent writing on the site is fettered with those cumbersome chains of revision and other commitments.
I have taken the liberty of casting an eye, or two for that matter, at your work. I detect a faint wiff of cordite left by those twin smoking gun barrels of irony and surrealism - and I like it!
Feel free to comment on anything good or BAD. I usually do. It can create a feeling of treading in those muddy waters of isolation - but if I wanted to make friends I'd be on 'Adult Friend Finder' or something as equally obnoxious.

 

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