JOHN PILGER WITH LAUGHS
Posted on Friday 12th December 2008 12:01 pm
MARK THOMAS AT THE WEST END CENTRE 4 DECEMBER 2008
He came on stage with a cup of tea looking
like a younger Stanley Holloway ready with stories
about early heroes, free speech, Coke (the sort
you drink) and the toffs and sad ladies of Norfolk.
Mark's first love were these strange comedians
whose jokes were the landmine that killed Di,
performance artists like the one at the ICA
who stuck a yam up her bum while reciting
feminist poetry (which reminds me of the time
I saw a video there of a black man masturbating
into a pool of water and John Ashberry reciting
an interminable monologue that had something
to do with ghosts). To stop Donald Haw protesting
outside Parliament a law was bought in so you
had to tell the police where, why and when
before permission was granted. The area extended
around Parliament like the arms of a delirious Aunt
who want to kiss and crush the life out of you.
A self confessed bully harassing Coke
(the sort you drink) because of, well, you can read it
in his fucking book (Belching Out The Devil £11.99)
which he took to the Cheltenham Literary festival
and people slobbered their chops, shook their earrings
and shouted above their Times or Torygraph
“you're talking poppycock” while Mark screamed
“and you're a load of fucking bankers.” Afterwards
I thought I should ask Mark for a permit before
writing a poem but no doubt he'd only say
you have the right to protest, even against me,
and write a shitty little poem that doesn't rhyme.



cjd
Sat 13th Dec 2008 01:11
Hi,
Thanks for your comments - pleased you like one. Completely take your point about enactment rather than exposition - was trying to draw together salt, sweet, bitter - obviously not quite to your taste ( yeah, ok - obvious pun). I shall try and enact ... look out for the headline .... Woman helping police with their enquiries regarding a .....!
Thanks again.
Cx