profile image

The oldest turkey in the barn.

A thinly disguised yarn about myself.

It's Xmas time again, that most painful time of the year for us old turkeys;

the omnipresent fear of impending death is always near.

This Xmas day will be the 42nd one when I'll be waking up alone,

feeling gingerly round my throat to make sure that my head's still on top of my neck

and my lifeless carcass isn't hanging upside down in the...

Read and leave comments (0)

Tags: old turkeys,sylvia plath's grave.,Xmas time

Filter Tag

old turkeys (Remove)

Previous Entries

  • 2011 (1)

Tags From Last Year

Too numerous to mention. (2)

120 decibels (1)

female scrutiny (1)

pig's trotters (1)

twerking (1)

evil entities (1)

over-sanitised smell (1)

tofu. (1)

economic shopping (1)

oases (1)

the id (1)

double incontinence (1)

mutiny (1)

telepathy (1)

dildos (1)

level 3 schizophrenia (1)

strong Salford accent (1)

cream teas for tourists on Mars (1)

Kenneth Williams (1)

sold out auditoriums (1)

Cher (1)

Job (1)

scrotums (1)

boiled chicken's feet (1)

isolation (1)

Rockstar Spud (1)

big chopper bikes (1)

Hell's Ville (1)

reformed meat (1)

anything to pay the rent. (1)

girl power (1)

push bikes (1)

wraiths (1)

50 Shades of Grey (1)

folicles (1)

potty-mouthed guff (1)

velvet tones (1)

fear and loathing (1)

personal paradise (1)

ESP (1)

ocd (1)

thick pea soup (1)

ebooks (1)

necrophilia (1)

The Flying Dutchman (1)

Dostoevsky (1)

Mick Jagger (1)

sunglasses (1)

Dante (1)

Lemmy (1)

starless nights (1)

Coifed hair (1)

Keith Richards (1)

Shrek (1)

Charlie Watts (1)

Joan Collins (1)

Satan (1)

Blood (1)

humanity (1)

Rimbaud (1)

aurora borealis (1)

heaven (1)

red-blooded males (1)

anal retention (1)

futuristic new world (1)

psychic head lice (1)

Windows 8 (1)

1984 (1)

flak (1)

poets' daughters. (1)

ugly bugs ball (1)

eye contact (1)

parasychology (1)

toilets and po's (1)

Enya (1)

obsequiousness (1)

The Undertaker (1)

Dynamo (1)

nationa treasure (1)

The Beatles (1)

disciples (1)

mars attacks (1)

sugar and spice (1)

cringeing wrecks (1)

later retirement age (1)

spiritual rabies (1)

clenched up brains (1)

Justin Bieber (1)

severe brain damage (1)

brave new world (1)

jack nicholson (1)

Russell Brand (1)

blights (1)

Herman Melville (1)

reverse echo laughter (1)

asbestos lined lungs (1)

Hades (1)

recycling (1)

yellow maggots (1)

Alan Bennet (1)

food supplements (1)

primitive hell (1)

wailing banshees (1)

Recent Comments

M.C. Newberry on The need to feel that I'm doing something to justify my existence, constantly. (Sun, 23 Feb 2014 03:13:28 pm)

Laura Taylor on A dystopian 'Utopia.' (Tue, 18 Feb 2014 09:32:08 am)

M.C. Newberry on A dystopian 'Utopia.' (Sat, 15 Feb 2014 01:52:51 pm)

Harry O'Neill on The Chosen Few. (Sun, 2 Feb 2014 10:22:19 pm)

Francine on TEMPUS FUGIT (Wed, 8 Jan 2014 07:44:45 pm)

Cynthia Buell Thomas on TEMPUS FUGIT (Wed, 8 Jan 2014 12:30:13 pm)

Lady Ha Ha on My mindset remains the same. (Tue, 7 Jan 2014 04:50:20 pm)

Lady Ha Ha on TEMPUS FUGIT (Tue, 7 Jan 2014 04:45:28 pm)

Lady Ha Ha on Xmas Day in the Twerk House. (Thu, 26 Dec 2013 11:12:21 pm)

Lady Ha Ha on Xmas Day in the Twerk House. (Thu, 26 Dec 2013 11:10:01 pm)

Lady Ha Ha on Xmas Day in the Twerk House. (Wed, 25 Dec 2013 06:47:34 pm)

M.C. Newberry on Xmas Day in the Twerk House. (Wed, 25 Dec 2013 05:28:08 pm)

Lady Ha Ha on Xmas Day in the Twerk House. (Wed, 25 Dec 2013 01:55:24 pm)

M.C. Newberry on The 'C' word. (Sun, 22 Dec 2013 04:24:54 pm)

M.C. Newberry on The greasy film of winter. (Fri, 6 Dec 2013 02:36:16 pm)

Feeds

Subscribe feed icon