Mia Darlone

I've never seen the lady who I'm guessing still provides the microwaved meals but I can only imagine the photo is an accurate likeness.

Bliss

When I fart
Most guys think it’s a disgrace
But you thought it was funny when I shoved them in your face
You’d grade them on a scale of 1-10
And I’d argue that I deserved more
Then you’d blast one back in my direction
Trying to bett...

In a slight veer away from the feel of 'Bob's your uncle...and your lover', here's my attempt at some serious poetry.....

ROSE CHEEKS

Wake up in the morning with Rose cheeks
Don’t want to let go, he looks so sweet
Temptation resisted cause I don’t want to lose
Could have been different if it weren’t for the booze

Cold-fronted, dismissive, I brush him aside
Mixed messages hidi...