Can a cat be a rat -
Or a cockroach a louse?
Could a sheep get a name as a cow?
Can a dog be a swine,
Or an elephant a mouse?
Could a hen be a fowl-tempered sow?
Can a mare be a nag -
Or a carthorse an ass?
(This is getting a bit odd, I'll allow).
Can a hornet be fly -
Or a snake be a grass?
(To your better judgement, I'll bow).
Saturday 4th February 2012 6:54 pm
Tags: animal, crackers