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ANIMAL CRACKERS (aka "You Dirty Rat, Ewe!")

by M.C. Newberry

Can a cat be a rat -
Or a cockroach a louse?
Could a sheep get a name as a cow?

Can a dog be a swine,
Or an elephant a mouse?
Could a hen be a fowl-tempered sow?

Can a mare be a nag -
Or a carthorse an ass?
(This is getting a bit odd, I'll allow).

Can a hornet be fly -
Or a snake be a grass?
(To your better judgement, I'll bow).

Can a duck be too chicken -
Or a ferret...

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Saturday 4th February 2012 6:54 pm

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