Another Two Line Horror Story

entry picture

I look into the mirror, an old Woman is staring back at me!

AHH!, oh wait, it's just me.




Read and leave comments (2)

Tags: funny,horror,line,Scarry,story,two


entry picture



I'm the defective detective.

I marvel at the whiteness of frozen snow.

Left right upper leg.

Do you like beer?

No I like Ricky Gervais.

I'm inside the tumble dryer spinning in space.

Just made a hillinit bloody hooooot.


Why do I let the last 5 years drag me down?

Chained to me,

self destroying me from within.


I'm the Phantom Ray...

Read and leave comments (0)

Tags: different lines,different topics,funny,gibberish poem

In Soviet Russia...

Aissur Teivos ni,

even the punchline is backwards.

Read and leave comments (0)

Tags: funny,humor,In Soviet Russia,In Soviet Russia gag,In Soviet Russia joke,joke,jokes,joking,laughter,one liner,poetry,silly,Soviet Russia,witty